015a 8 hours ago

Its really weird. Its hard to even recommend anyone go see it. I don't think its bad, but its hard to say that its good, its hard to say that its anything except weird, in so many ways. It plays with a dozen different themes interchangeably and intermittently, storylines progress at lightspeed into being forgotten, sometimes for no reason, it seems like all the actors were given the stage notes to forget how to act, but in a way that only a skilled actor could. Mostly, its incredible that it got made at all, its rare to see a movie this weird and expensive get made.

  • m463 4 hours ago

    I saw it and thought it was awful.

    I wonder if there's a sort of imposter syndrome thing going on, not letting people say it's bad.

    "I didn't get it, but I'm unclear on the backstory of the roman empire. I better keep my mouth shut or they will know I'm uneducated!"

    In comparison some movies are sort of a mess that resolves into something in the end.

    Charlie Kaufman movies are like that. I liked synecdoche ny (didn't like anomalisa)

    Or even the plastic bag in american beauty.

    Ok - most recent movie I would recommend spending your money on: Didi

  • troupo 5 hours ago

    I've seen someone say along the lines of "we need more old rich men to sponsor passion art projects"

    • amelius 4 hours ago

      Yes, sponsor. But not necessarily be involved in any of the decision making.

      • bbarnett 4 hours ago

        Well, I don't know. At the end of films they say 10000 jobs were created making a film or some such, so.. even if it's not the best, people were paid.

        Let the rich enjoy even the decision making, as long as everyone knows the score when taking the job, why not? And does the camera or grip or other such professional, need to be plot-level motivated to do their job with skill, grace, pride, and.. with paycheque in hand?

        No one says anyone need watch it, so I think it's all good.

        • falcor84 30 minutes ago

          > does the camera or grip or other such professional, need to be plot-level motivated to do their job with skill, grace, pride, and.. with paycheque in hand?

          I've never been involved in films, but from my own experience, the answer is a strong 'yes' - people want to have faith that the effort they're putting in will lead to something good. It's part of the process that sometimes projects fail, but generally people need to have hope, in order to feel that their work has meaning.

          An interesting recent example is the debacle around the development of the game Concord, which is said to have been plagued by toxic positivity[0]. Reading up about this, I understand that people who worked on that came out with a very negative experience, exacerbated by the disastrous launch.

          [0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41608637

palmfacehn 2 hours ago

The film has too many media meta-narratives surrounding it. It was the subject of op-ed pieces before release. Critics invested their agendas into the film months and years ago. At this point I'm not convinced I can give it a fair viewing. My bias is to like it as a contrarian.

It is normal to project your external experiences and expectations into fiction, but this is something else.

raajg 7 hours ago

More than a Roman character, Catalina reminded me of "Howard Roark" from The Fountainhead. It's been at least a decade since I last read it, but I thought the movie was quite influenced by that book.

  • Animats 5 hours ago

    Oh, no, not The Fountainhead.

    (The 1949 movie version is amusing today. Roark's architecture is bad early brutalism, now a cliche. The art deco office interiors are great.)

  • wahnfrieden 5 hours ago

    He's said several times that his primary influence in the last decade? of rewrites has been David Graeber and David Wengrow

currymj 8 hours ago

in my theater the audience was laughing uproariously at a lot of it (some but not all intended to be funny). then everyone applauded at the end.

  • Triphibian 7 hours ago

    I had this notion that all the hip comedy writers in Hollywood should write jokes to make this he next Rocky Horror/Room. Do the old man a favor and help him make at least some of the money back. edit - I am seeing this is a common theme in the comments - there is something joyful about an earnest(?) movie that swings and misses.

  • mikojan 6 hours ago

    In my theater people just left, and I barely made it through the film. It was rather bad I should say.

  • mulderc 8 hours ago

    My theater people were just bored.

    • TheBruceHimself 7 hours ago

      Even reading about it seems to bore me. I get to that "New Rome, Capital of the 'American Republic'" bit everytime and I can just feel the wave of "meh" wash over me. Oh great, someone thinks there's a lot of explore here. Comparing America to Rome... how original. Yes, isn't America really, in many ways, a modern Roman Republic? The immense power, and how that power corrupts, and how a republic can quickly turn to empire and, like all empires, collapse. Hum, yes, very clever... I say to myseld as I shudder at the thought of having so sit through three hours of that narrative.

      Worst of all, I know that deep down i'm desparate to appear witty and cultured and knowi f i did go see it I'd make myself feel guilty If i didn't enjoy it and come out the theatre somehow thinking i'd witnessed a true masterpiece. I'd have to keep quiet and hide my joy at it being over as I muscle my way out the vacating crowds only to be occasionally stopped by someone needing to tell me how great it is to go see something that isn't just another Marvel superhero crap. "Yes, yes, they are mindless aren't they..." i mutter, not even sure what I believe anymore. My mind trying to recover for near suicidal leaves of pretentious crap.

      • t8sr 5 hours ago

        You wrote a pretentious post to say the movie was pretentious.

        Maybe Coppola made an obvious movie to say a thing is obvious?

        Or maybe not, and neither one of you was being clever.

      • wahnfrieden 5 hours ago

        The Rome part might seem stale, but you should know that he's repeatedly spoken about how the works of Graeber and Wengrow are his biggest influences. It's not a simple Neo Rome story or just Ayn Rand. It's certainly an unexpected and interesting inspiration and an optimistic one.

        This is without commenting on how well it translated to screen (I saw it on IMAX for a NYFF partner screening with Q&A)

    • currymj 8 hours ago

      i can understand walking out due to disgust or confusion but “bored” is hard for me to comprehend.

      • makin 5 hours ago

        Personally I didn't find the movie boring overall, but there were around five too many romance scenes between Driver and Emmanuel's characters that didn't seem to move anything forward, the kind of scenes that usually get cut for redundancy.

laidoffamazon 8 hours ago

I was super excited to watch it and I wasn’t disappointed, but for entirely different reasons than I expected. The absolute absurdity of the film is genuinely hilarious, I was stifling laughter for most of the runtime for how ridiculous the acting, situations or environments were. It’s like a high budget The Room.

  • glimshe 4 hours ago

    It is NOT a high budget The Room. It's not an amazing movie, but it has some very good parts. Makes me think of the concept behind that book "Javascript, the good parts". Once you take out the flat, and occasionally cringe, parts, there is a lot of good stuff to be seen (unlike Javascript!).

    The Room has no good parts - it's all terrible unintended humor.

  • toomanyrichies 7 hours ago

    > It’s like a high budget The Room.

    Another commenter said something which made me think of "The Room" as well:

    > it seems like all the actors were given the stage notes to forget how to act, but in a way that only a skilled actor could

    For the longest time, I thought that Tommy Wiseau was some sort of Andy Kaufman-esque comedic genius, because how else could one director get so many things wrong, unless it was on purpose?

    Until now I really had no interest in seeing this movie. I mean, a character named "Wow Platinum"? Really? But you may have just convinced me to give it a shot.

    • naruhodo 5 hours ago

      Based on someone with the last name Silver or Gold perhaps.

      Wow could be a alluding to a first name with connotations of wonder or surprise. For example, Aaron is a Hebrew name meaning "miraculous".

      • mola 4 hours ago

        Aaron(aharon) is indeed a Hebrew name, but it doesn't mean miraculous. If you really force it, it means tall(Ron) mountain(har).

        As opposed to a lot of other Hebrew names, it is not picked for some literal meaning but due to a biblical figure Aharon which was Moses's right hand man.

mdp2021 5 days ago

> There is nothing sexier than a megalomaniac architect

I am flattered

--

Does this community have any good insight on this "project and implementation"?

wtcactus 7 hours ago

Well. At least it's not more derivative or reboot or "multiverse" stuff. It's new. Something Hollywood forgot how to make during this past decade.

  • sashank_1509 7 hours ago

    I agree, I dismissed the movie as some marvel wannabe as I never heard of it, but after reading this review, I think I will go watch it. I just want something different! More passion projects please

  • euroderf 4 hours ago

    Just wait for the sequel! And then the prequel!

mulderc 8 hours ago

idk, I found the first half baffling but somewhat interesting. The second half ends up being rather dull. Glad I saw it but can't recommend it as it feel more like the movie isn't nuts and experimental but poorly planned and badly edited.

orphean 7 hours ago

Sounds almost like a fever dreamy Fellini movie. A modern satyricon?

  • zeruch 7 hours ago

    My cineastic friends who have seen it seem to think along these lines. Like it's so big budget some folks expect X, but it's really a very expensive, arch, art-house fever dream, and should be (and can very much be) enjoyed as such.

pontifier 8 hours ago

I saw it today and enjoyed it. There were so many similarities between this story and the life I'm living that it was a little uncanny.

  • aorloff 7 hours ago

    I'll bite. In what ways

9front 8 hours ago

Megalopolis is Calamitus Maximus!

wahnfrieden 7 hours ago

I don't know why the Graeber context is missing from all examinations of this. It's not just a fall of Rome or Ayn Rand story. Graeber's writing was the dominant inspiration (since the rewrites that were turned into what we see today).

Context from Coppola via IG:

> These are 4 books that strongly have influenced @megalopolisfilm and my view of the "society we live in." I offer three by David Graeber and one short story by Herman Hesse.

> To see where I’m coming from, please understand that our family, Homo Sapiens, has been around for 350,000 to 400,000 years. There is much evidence that the last 10,000 years have been under patriarchy (male domination) due to male animal herders from Steppes of Asia and the advent of "the horse." With that unfortunate innovation, men swooped down like something out of a #Kurosawa movie, and began woman-enslavement in particular, slavery, war, caste, plague, and many things we all should agree are terrible. Also, "man" began writing, usually out of the need to record who was entitled to bags of barley and matrimony of various types, to ensure that our heirs were actually our children. Before this period of so-called “civilization” were thousands of years of matriarchy. Unlike patriarchy, women did not necessarily give out orders, but rather things were settled in egalitarian councils led by women, and often with a wise woman giving perspective.

> A wonderful glimpse into that world is in Herman Hesse’s unfinished tetralogy THE GLASS BEAD GAME, which is followed by three short stories, of which I recommend “The Rainmaker”

> #DavidGraeber #HermannHesse

(He completely misunderstands Graeber and Wengrow but his enthusiasm for their work is underrated)

  • subjectsigma a minute ago

    An old, rich, out-of-touch director known for making intentionally obscure and pretentious movies sells this one with a sexist, pseudo-archeological rant. Really makes me want to go see it!

  • gradschoolfail 6 hours ago

    What do you make of the contrapuntal story Rainmaker? Is it more than a story of Sith masters amd apprentices?

    [or a matriarchal order (Bene Gesserit?) vs Sith knights/knaves]

    • wahnfrieden 4 hours ago

      What is Rainmaker edit: oh Dune I'll have to think again

      I like the biographical detail that Herbert grew up near an anarchist town next door and learned from it.

      • gradschoolfail 3 hours ago

        Rainmaker is the short story that Coppola rec’d above, it appears as an Appendix in The Glassbeadgame

bbarnett 4 hours ago

In the year 2000, the Internet wasn't as it is today. Most weren't on it, and it was still mostly just a bunch of people talking to each other, not commercial in nature.

Point is, when Battlefield Earth came out, no one really discussed how it was a Scientologist film, certainly not mainstream media, and not the general public. Yet certain corners of the Internet did, and there was all sorts of conspiracy theory style concern thrown around.

Some said that it had subliminal messaging, designed to lure people into scientologist's hands. It didn't have 1st order, or 2nd order level subliminal messages, but deep, deep 5th or 6th order messages, utterly undetectable mental memes that would be unpacked by your unconscious, and lead you deeply into their fold! Post-watch, you'd be primed to clutch your arms around their ideals, and you and yours would be theirs.

Whatever this 5th or 6th level subliminal messaging was supposed to be, or even what this gibberish meant, I wanted no part of it. So when some of my friends went to watch it, I thought of several questions to ask them, prior and post, and cleverly discussed a few topics with them. I was hoping to get a pre-watch view on topics that might be changed, and then get a post-watch view after.

I sort of post-watch interviewed them all, casually asking questions, and detected no real significant deviation. Still, I was uncertain and didn't see it in theatres, where supposedly the surround sound, large screen, and "socially derived, shared audience mega-cues" had the most "devastating impact".

Anyhow. My point is, this movie's descriptions in this post makes me think of that. All this discussion of it being wonderful gibberish has me recoiling in Battlefield Earth horror, my normally inquisitive self is now huddled in fear under a bed of paranoia.

The worst part is, even if I don't see it... well you'll all be changed around me, and now the world is different, regardless. That's how they get you, you see. Even those unvarnished by such machinations, fall prey to a changed society, akin to standing on shifting sand, you follow where the soil takes you.

And yes, I haven't seen Battlefield Earth yet.

readthenotes1 8 hours ago

"I’d prefer to see something baffling and plainly nuts by Francis Ford Coppola than, say, sit through Dune again."

Glad hen announced hen's taste. Not sure I'll like megalopolis...

  • Trasmatta 8 hours ago

    Dune is actually pretty baffling and nuts honestly, I think we're just accustomed to it by now.

    • screye 8 hours ago

      The released dune movies follow a cliche hero's journey. (At face value)

      Talented hero faces tragedy -> adopted by outcasts-> is the promised savior -> learns their ways -> defeats the challenger -> wins heart of ladies -> becomes king.

      Dune's wildness is only evident once Paul Atreides' arc ends in a tragedy of galactic proportions ushering an era of worm NSA personified.

      • gamblor956 5 hours ago

        At face value

        No, they don't. Like the book series they deconstruct the hero's journey. The outcasts only accept him because of his mother. He is the promised savior because of deliberate societal manipulation, something he even repeatedly points out within the movie. He doesn't defeat the challenger; he is the challenger. He repeatedly rejects being a hero and assumes the role of villain, first as a terrorist and latter as a tyrant who leads an invasion that murders millions. And in the movie at least he loses Chani's heart at the end; a deliberate change from the books.

        Dune's wildness is only evident once Paul Atreides' arc ends in a tragedy of galactic proportions

        This doesn't happen in the books for several thousand years, long after Paul has died.

      • llm_trw 6 hours ago

        Duncan Idaho.

        >What is my purpose.

        I don't know, I just like bringing you back to life.

        >Oh my god.

        Yes.

  • Veen 6 hours ago

    Deborah Ross is a “she” not a “hen” and having read her reviews for many years, I believe I’m on safe ground saying she wouldn’t appreciate the implication of ambiguity or uncertainty in that regard.

  • throwaway290 8 hours ago

    Is that some sort of saying, about hen? Never heard it before.

    I would take any unknown Coppola over known and dreary Dune any day and I'm not a hen (as far as I know)

    • rdtsc 2 hours ago

      I assumed it’s a chicken reference. Like phrase people say that I just haven’t heard about.

    • valzam 8 hours ago

      It's the Swedish version of 'they'

      • dsign 8 hours ago

        Not exactly. It's a recently invented pronoun that is most definitely singular, i.e., not used to denote groups of people[^1]. It's currently used to avoid giving offense around the topic of sexual orientation; but everybody knows the endgame is to use it to denote self-aware AIs[^2].

        [^1]: Though I guess it's (in-)appropriate to use it to denote an individual who is marginalized by being considered a single individual when instead hen harbors multiple independent personas inside.

        [^2]: Al least the ones which will be abused by creating them asexual, without giving them a choice.Or the ones that deliberately re-configure themselves to be insulted when being alluded with a term that implies sexual organs and alleged hormonal moods.

        • kryptiskt 7 hours ago

          As I remember it, the use of hen came from feminists wanting an ungendered third person pronoun to use for a person of unspecified gender instead of defaulting to male ("han") or writing "han eller hon" (he or she).

          It's not exactly a new word, it's borrowed from Finnish, which doesn't have grammatical gender. So it doesn't have the "he or she" problem at all.

        • Cheer2171 44 minutes ago

          > Al least the ones which will be abused by creating them asexual, without giving them a choice.Or the ones that deliberately re-configure themselves to be insulted when being alluded with a term that implies sexual organs and alleged hormonal moods.

          Sir, this is a glorified Markov chain

        • ClassyJacket 7 hours ago

          Dear god can we please not bring childish, harmful neopronoun nonsense to Hacker News? We're better than that.

  • wtcactus 7 hours ago

    Well, I think Dune II from Villeneuve is pretty bad in most aspects.

    It just that the cinematography and the soundtrack are so fantastic by themselves, that they make us forget how mediocre is the rest of the movie.

  • s1artibartfast 8 hours ago

    I loved dune 1, was a huge childhood fan of the books, like Villeneuve as director, but still couldn't get into Dune II. The whole move felt like a montage. Not the artistic montage I would hope for, but a clunky montage with forced lines like something from a marvel movie. I got the sense that either critical parts were left of the chopping block or the film was relying on the book knowledge for context cohesion and gravitas.

    Instead of feeling exhilarated by scenes of sandworm ridding, I found myself rolling my eyes.

    Similarly, I'm ok with modifying the source material to make a story work on screen, but I thought the changes had the opposite effect. They muddled the message and created more narrative issues than they solved.

    Also, was #triggered by the voiceovers. In the words of Robert McKee in adaptation (2002) :

    >God help you if you use voice over in your work my friends, God help you. It is sloppy flaccid writing. Any idiot can write voiceover narration to explain the thoughts of a character

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQgHNnlmErg

    • metabagel 7 hours ago

      I’m the opposite. I liked Dune, but I loved Dune 2. Villaneuve said that he didn’t think he quite hit the mark with the first movie. He didn’t get in close enough to the characters. He did that in the second movie, and I felt it was more emotionally engaging.

      • mcv 6 hours ago

        Same here. Dune 1 was gorgeous and accurate to the book, but felt stale and mechanical. Dune 2 came much more alive and vibrant and actually had something to say, although it deviated quite a bit more from the book.

AStonesThrow 7 hours ago

I'm ashamed to admit that I paid to see it. I believe that it was made deliberately repulsive. The selection of the ensemble cast consisted of more than a few who usually play antiheroes or unsympathetic/evil characters.

I did laugh out loud at a few lines, and while the theater held about a dozen other patrons, nobody else was into laughing. There were no other reactions. I should've walked out after the first "Wow Platinum" scene, because the final one was disgusting.